The Top Ten Reasons To Support the OMT
By Russell W. Kirin, RPW
TEN: Be the first in your astronomy class to witness the birth of a star;
NINE: Mr. Kevin Gruden deserves every bit of our support;
EIGHT: What are you going to do with all that extra money-donate it to the Clinton defense fund?;
SEVEN: After 200 years, someone finally sang Fidelio in color;
SIX: Remember the thrill of seeing your child perform in the holiday pageant?;
FIVE: Unlike supporting the Clinton defense fund, supporting the OMT is 100% morally defensible;
FOUR: America really deserves something better than Andrea Bocelli;
THREE: The next big Public Television event will be The Three Tenors in Drag;
TWO: A diet rich in philanthropy will make you look younger, slimmer and smarter; and
ONE: Right now, Kevin Gruden is out-performing the Blue Chips!